Wild Nights

My roommate Amanda and I can get pretty crazy, so I'm going to tell you about our wild night tonight. Chugging! Drugs and peer pressure! Going out on the town! Try to keep up.

Part I. Drinking
Well, the REAL drinking was Amanda's one classy glass of red wine. But we are also retardedly fond of olives, and we each had our own can to snack on while we were being lazy on the couch. At her last few olives, Amanda just tipped the can back and, well, chugged the olives. Then we clicked our olive cans together and said CHEERS! And then felt a little ridiculous about our olive habit.Part II. Drugs
Speaking of habits, Amanda kind of has a thing for salt and vinegar Kettle chips. And by a "thing," I mean give her ten minutes and the entire bag is gone. But before the bag disappeared, this is what happened. (The Amanda parts are italicized because I think it makes her sound more evil and peer-pressure-y.)

Amanda: Hey do you want some?
Me: Oh um, I haven't actually tried those before.
Amanda: WHAT?! Oh they are soooo good!! Here, try one!
Me: Hmm, ok. (Then there's some crunching and a lot of bad facial expressions and twitching from the sourness) UGHHH these are WEIRD!
Amanda: Aren't they gooood?
Me: Wow, I am salivating so much! I can feel it in the back of my jaw! Ugh wow, I can really feel it now.
Amanda: Here, take some more. You'll like them once you get used to it.
Me: (still twitching and making lemon faces) Ok, I guess...

Clearly, peer pressure at its worst.

Part III. Going out
Amanda and I got hungry later in the evening, so we finally got up from the couch, put on our sassy coats, and headed to Fred Meyer's. Beaverton, watch out!! We ended up buying some ice cream. And some ingredients for soup.

We also came across some pretty intense ice cream. Here we have your run-of-the-mill Denali Moose Tracks.
Then they added some brownie in the Moose Tracks.


Then it got a little intense in the next freezer door over with Denali Extreme Moose Tracks.


But, it's not a party without Denali EXTREME MAXIMUM FUDGE MOOSE TRACKS!!!!


The soundtrack to the night was Aaron Carter in the car on the way to Fred Meyer's (I don't even know. Ask Amanda why...), the Bed Intruder song, and the Backin' Up song. We watched half of Robin Hood: Men In Tights, I realized my hair smells like marshmallows which probably means I should lay off the marshmallows, Amanda's lab Tucker gave us lots of disgruntled looks when we laughed too loud, and then we went to bed at midnight.

Scene.